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Please stop touching me

Dear weird guy at the event, I'm talking to you because I'm nice and I am volunteering here. You seem like you're not with any one and you approached me, and I have to stand here.... You are wasted and you... Continue Reading →

1800-I-don't-think-so

  Since March I have lived right smack bang in the middle of the Toronto Downtown core. There are a number of advantages associated with my new location. For one, there are like 4 hospitals around the corner, so if... Continue Reading →

5 Things I am doing in the shower, that is not showering

At my apartment we have a shower bath Combo (which is pretty glorious and so fancy) so that when I feel lazy or sick (like ever since I got from France) I can lie down and just kindof splash around a... Continue Reading →

There are boy shoes in our doorway…

Since I left home around 7 years ago I have lived in a number of different places. Minus college life (which was 3 years of boys and girls and alcohol and puke and 3am showers and tears and best friends... Continue Reading →

5 ways to downgrade last nights regrets, AKA What do you and Jesus have in common?… You both got hammered.

It's Easter weekend, a time to explore how many chocolate eggs you can cram into your face-hole without catching the diabetes, while also pondering how bunnies and some jewish guy play into things (I want to say...re-incarnation? As bunnies? Is it that?!... Continue Reading →

I hate going to the Gym but I hate being Fat more

Today, like most days I set my alarm for 6am because yesterday, like most days, I could not be fucked going to the gym after work. Today, like most days, I rolled over, denied my alarm and re-set it for... Continue Reading →

5 Things that are in my bed that are not me

Gosh being in your twenties is exciting isn't it? Every day is an adventure and blah blah blah. Sometimes (read, all the times) there are things in my bed which aren't me. Here's a list. 1. Laundry I couldn't be... Continue Reading →

A very real and guilty pleasure

About a month ago I was whinging to my guy friend Conor about how fatty and gross I felt. Because I plan to spend a significant portion of the finer weather in Toronto toasting my skin to golden perfection and using... Continue Reading →

Oh Gladys (This Blog brought to you by the letters T.M.I)

So it's winter time, and many of the women folk I know are letting certain things grow naturally (because it's cold and goddamnit we're lazy by nature). And that is great if you have a sig-nig-other, props to you ladies,... Continue Reading →

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