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Successfully living with your Significant Other aka 8 ways to finish off your year not a murderer

So I guess I have a boy room/bedmate. We live together, like, every day. For like, months now.

5 things I thought would be different when I left home

It has been almost 10 years since I left home and went out into the wild, scary, unknown world of adulthood living. I feel like I was truly and utterly underprepared for what was out there, and had I known,... Continue Reading →

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger…or maims you horrifically for life

I like that saying: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"(WDKYMYS). It sounds good, it's inspirational. It makes you think "Heck, things were tough/awful/soul destroying - but I'm still here!!" People have appropriated that saying into songs (looking at you... Continue Reading →

"Client": The new buzzword for Late Gen Y'rs and Millenials

Listen. I get it. In todays competitive employment market, with many of the jobs of our parents disappearing, it's not enough to be just one thing. Diversification is the name of the game if you didn't do a degree with the name of... Continue Reading →

5 Things I am doing in the shower, that is not showering

At my apartment we have a shower bath Combo (which is pretty glorious and so fancy) so that when I feel lazy or sick (like ever since I got from France) I can lie down and just kindof splash around a... Continue Reading →

Someone hated on me on Twitter…So I'm big time now. AKA Outta my way peasants

When I'm not receiving packages, making coffee's or answering phones  9-5, I'm out in the world trying to make my parents proud (and draw as much attention to myself as physically possible). Sometimes my attention seeking takes the form of... Continue Reading →

Administration Appreciation Association

Apparently it is Administration Appreciation week, so grab your Assistant, grab your Receptionist and give them a big ol' smooch on the facial area (don't do that - HR will have to have a serious talk with you about boundaries, and there's... Continue Reading →

5 ways to downgrade last nights regrets, AKA What do you and Jesus have in common?… You both got hammered.

It's Easter weekend, a time to explore how many chocolate eggs you can cram into your face-hole without catching the diabetes, while also pondering how bunnies and some jewish guy play into things (I want to say...re-incarnation? As bunnies? Is it that?!... Continue Reading →

I hate going to the Gym but I hate being Fat more

Today, like most days I set my alarm for 6am because yesterday, like most days, I could not be fucked going to the gym after work. Today, like most days, I rolled over, denied my alarm and re-set it for... Continue Reading →

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