So I guess I have a boy room/bedmate. We live together, like, every day. For like, months now.
There is a pandemic sweeping the lives of the late-twenty-early-thirty-something year olds who don't have children, might have fur-babies and wake up one day asking themselves WHAT THE FUCK. If you are reading this and taking a big deep breath... Continue Reading →
It has been almost 10 years since I left home and went out into the wild, scary, unknown world of adulthood living. I feel like I was truly and utterly underprepared for what was out there, and had I known,... Continue Reading →
I like that saying: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"(WDKYMYS). It sounds good, it's inspirational. It makes you think "Heck, things were tough/awful/soul destroying - but I'm still here!!" People have appropriated that saying into songs (looking at you... Continue Reading →
Listen. I get it. In todays competitive employment market, with many of the jobs of our parents disappearing, it's not enough to be just one thing. Diversification is the name of the game if you didn't do a degree with the name of... Continue Reading →
When I'm not receiving packages, making coffee's or answering phones 9-5, I'm out in the world trying to make my parents proud (and draw as much attention to myself as physically possible). Sometimes my attention seeking takes the form of... Continue Reading →
It's Easter weekend, a time to explore how many chocolate eggs you can cram into your face-hole without catching the diabetes, while also pondering how bunnies and some jewish guy play into things (I want to say...re-incarnation? As bunnies? Is it that?!... Continue Reading →
I am in no way condoning bestiality over here, but seriously, males in the wild are working their asses off to impress the female of their breed. Which is perhaps more than can be said for my species (although many... Continue Reading →