The Unchecked Baggage



Successfully living with your Significant Other aka 8 ways to finish off your year not a murderer

So I guess I have a boy room/bedmate. We live together, like, every day. For like, months now.

Things that are Gross about Childbirth AKA It's my Birthday! Yay!

I'm so glad I was born. I'm not sure how I would have come to exist if I wasn't, but I'm definitely not thankful enough that my parents decided to fuck around with their birth control and then actually have... Continue Reading →

I want to be thin, but I really want to eat all this cheese.

Ah the first world problems I face as a wealthyish (hahaha) educated (excuse me while I cry into my MFA in Creative Writing) white (yep) woman (yepyepyep). I am bombarded by all these bodies on television and in Print media,... Continue Reading →

"Trendy" things that need to die

Maybe I'm just too old for this shiz, but some things that are considered "cool" these days are just too hideous from where I'm standing. I'm not trying to control your creativity, and I'm not saying that I could maybe... Continue Reading →

Should I eat this expired Pork?

Things you don't know that only Google/Your parent can answer. Should I eat this Expired Pork? It's best before date is 3 days ago, but it seems okay and it's been in the fridge...? Google says: NO! Dad says: Yes.... Continue Reading →

5 Things Drunk you thought were amazing ideas AKA Your Sunday Full of Remorse

5. I am totally going to do my makeup AFTER I've started drinking  Remember that time you were five years old and you went into Mum's room when she wasn't watching you and you went to her special bag and... Continue Reading →

The C-bomb, and I'm not talking about the swear word Ass-douche

My roommate has Cancer. And it fucking sucks. She is a 22 year old student who hoards mugs in her room (we know you do, once we had to rescue some from that den of despair because we were drinking... Continue Reading →

A day in the life of Hedgey the Hedgehog, the worst creature in the world

Oh hey you guys! My name is Hedgey and I'm a hedgehog that lives in Toronto with my roommates Paris and Dani, and my Mum Brodie. Brodie is the only person I won't bite in the whoooooollleeeee world, and sometimes... Continue Reading →

The Next Five Years

"Life is what happens to you when you are busy making other plans” is something my father has been known to say on occasion, but which google reveals to be a John Lennon quote/song lyric. Never is that saying truer... Continue Reading →

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