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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger…or maims you horrifically for life

I like that saying: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"(WDKYMYS). It sounds good, it's inspirational. It makes you think "Heck, things were tough/awful/soul destroying - but I'm still here!!" People have appropriated that saying into songs (looking at you... Continue Reading →

3 Years later and I've still never seen a Moose

The 12th of June 2011 is the day I arrived on Canadian soil, which makes today mine and Canada's 3 year "Canaversary". If Canada was a dude, we'd be getting pretty serious right about now. Maybe move in together, get... Continue Reading →

5 Things I am doing in the shower, that is not showering

At my apartment we have a shower bath Combo (which is pretty glorious and so fancy) so that when I feel lazy or sick (like ever since I got from France) I can lie down and just kindof splash around a... Continue Reading →

7 Things I learned about France

Why do we travel? For me personally it’s a combination of the desire to never sit still or commit to anything (watch me run from responsibility, WEEEEEEEE!) and to big-up myself to old high school friends who recently just added... Continue Reading →

The Salt and Vinegar Goldfish Plea

I have an extremely addictive personality. If I like something, I have to have/do/watch it every day until I hate it and I can't stand the taste/sight/smell of it. Addictive personalities run in my family. It's why I tend to... Continue Reading →

There are boy shoes in our doorway…

Since I left home around 7 years ago I have lived in a number of different places. Minus college life (which was 3 years of boys and girls and alcohol and puke and 3am showers and tears and best friends... Continue Reading →

Someone hated on me on Twitter…So I'm big time now. AKA Outta my way peasants

When I'm not receiving packages, making coffee's or answering phones  9-5, I'm out in the world trying to make my parents proud (and draw as much attention to myself as physically possible). Sometimes my attention seeking takes the form of... Continue Reading →

Administration Appreciation Association

Apparently it is Administration Appreciation week, so grab your Assistant, grab your Receptionist and give them a big ol' smooch on the facial area (don't do that - HR will have to have a serious talk with you about boundaries, and there's... Continue Reading →

5 ways to downgrade last nights regrets, AKA What do you and Jesus have in common?… You both got hammered.

It's Easter weekend, a time to explore how many chocolate eggs you can cram into your face-hole without catching the diabetes, while also pondering how bunnies and some jewish guy play into things (I want to say...re-incarnation? As bunnies? Is it that?!... Continue Reading →

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