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An exercise in futility; Leaf blowing

I can always tell exactly when it is late September to mid November in Toronto, the season is defined by one thing and one thing only. No it is not the delicious taste of pumpkin spice everything, (PUMPKIN?! Yes I... Continue Reading →

The Big Dream and The Get-me-out-of-here

There is a pandemic sweeping the lives of the late-twenty-early-thirty-something year olds who don't have children, might have fur-babies and wake up one day asking themselves WHAT THE FUCK. If you are reading this and taking a big deep breath... Continue Reading →

Sweetpea is Dead

My name is Paris, and I am not your "Sweetie", "Sweetpea" or your "Honey". I am a twenty seven year old adult (as far as you know) that works near you. There is only one man who is allowed to... Continue Reading →

5 things I thought would be different when I left home

It has been almost 10 years since I left home and went out into the wild, scary, unknown world of adulthood living. I feel like I was truly and utterly underprepared for what was out there, and had I known,... Continue Reading →

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger…or maims you horrifically for life

I like that saying: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"(WDKYMYS). It sounds good, it's inspirational. It makes you think "Heck, things were tough/awful/soul destroying - but I'm still here!!" People have appropriated that saying into songs (looking at you... Continue Reading →

8 observations for 8 days in LA

"Bus" is a bad word The bus in LA is incredibly affordable. If you are fortunate to be near a major bus route (which I am) then the $1.25 USD price tag is very reasonable when you consider that this mode of transit... Continue Reading →

Cool guys don't look at explosions

This weekend in Ontario was a long one (thank you commonwealth) and because I am lazy and the weather is nice, I decided to have a movie marathon inside, rather than venture out into the sunshine. I've had a bit of a... Continue Reading →

4 Reasons my iPhone 4 and I need to break up

I was late to the world of smart phones. Blame technology illiteracy, blame laziness, blame fear of the new. When I left Australia in 2011 I was rocking a a sweet Samsung Slide phone And when I arrived in Canada... Continue Reading →

Please stop touching me

Dear weird guy at the event, I'm talking to you because I'm nice and I am volunteering here. You seem like you're not with any one and you approached me, and I have to stand here.... You are wasted and you... Continue Reading →

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